On Giant Checks

alexwhite:

In our office we have one of those rediculous oversized checks.  One universal truth about human beings is that they must ask if we tried cashing it at the bank.

It happens every time. And it’s the same exact joke. It was funny the first few times, but now it’s a bit painful.

One time someone suggested that we should knock on people’s doors and say, “you’ve won the lottery” and then say “just kidding” while running away. I chuckled at that. If you come visit, you best have some original big-check joke material.